I'm Calling My Lawyers About Ganesha Chaturthi

I can not believe what is happening to the world. Its horrible!!! Who on earth said you people could do this to me. I absolutely object to the abuse splashed the world with absolutely NO royalty payments made to me. Where are the permissions? Where the No Objection Certificates? Where are the Ganesha Trademark and Copyright payments? Each and every one of you is going to pay and going to pay big time! I have seen the blatant use of my face, my image and I might have a bit of a paunch but I am not that grossly obese as I have been piortrayed. What is wrong with you lot anyway? Do you honestly find it exciting that you are adoring and worshipping someone who could keep Golds Gym functioning with no more new memberships? I mean seriously. I'll be the first to admit there is a certain charm hanging from a cross in diapers but something like that is just not Ganesha. If I had a chocie in this matter, I would definitely invest in some decent threads. Been trying to convince Gap to start their delivery service to Kailash parbat. Not thats Ganesha, know what I mean. At any rate, Ganesha is not an obese, overstuffed, rat-riding fatty. Not only is this just a blatant violation of copyright, its defamation of the good Ganesha name IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY. Somebody's going to pay and pay big time!